After 10 years, the wife starts to think their child looks strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you Husband: What’s up? Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our […]
Funny & Jokes
Husband Wife Jokes
All husbands can enjoy 😄😄😄 a quick laugh 🔴 Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today . Husband : First make it, we will name it later ☺😋 🔴 A frustrated husband in front of his laptop: dear google, please do not behave like my wife… Please allow me to complete my sentence […]
Sindhi goes to dentist, gets tooth extraction done for free
A Sindhi went to a dentist for tooth extraction and first enquired about cost. Dentist said 1200 , the Sindhi thought it was too much. After some thought, he asked about cheaper methods. The dentist said, Yes, it can be done without anesthesia and will cost only Rs.300, but it would be very very painful. […]
Here’s why India ranks #1 in most selfie deaths in the world…snake bites
Not sure if this guy knows that the Cobra is one of the most poisonous snakes in the world, and one bite itself can be lethal. Besides, they’re very fast and can strike you even before you realize; you cannot dodge it (its another thing if you’re trained to catch snakes). Unless, this is one […]
Top Deadly PJs (Poor Jokes) List
Q – What do you call a bee that comes from America? Ans – USB (US-B) Q – What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day? Ans – Jaswanti (Jas-wan-ti) Q – Why don’t people clap in Afghanistan? Ans – Because of ‘Tali-ban’! (Tali means clap in Hindi) Q […]
Great Confusion Jokes
The Great Confusion: People drink & smoke for few days & get addicted to it ….! I’m studying since nursery…but still not addicted to studying ??? This is called ‘self control’ !! 😃😃😃 It is impossible to lose weight just by eating salads. Ever looked at buffaloes? They eat only —grass. 😜😳😚 Jawahrlal Nehru said […]
Watch Sunny Deol create ‘Gadar’ in Super Mario Land Video Game
Super Mario Land was a popular video game (developed by Nintendo); checkout a similar video game where the main protagonist is Sunny Deol. Sunny Deol uses his ‘Dhai kilo ka haath’ (Hands weighing 2.5 Kgs) to bash Mario’s enemies and also drives a truck, breaks hand-pumps while racing to the castle. Watch: B’day Boy Sunny […]
Hilarious mash-up: Watch Sunny Deol dancing to ‘Kala Chashma’
Recently, Katrina Kaif and Sidharth Malhotra were seen together in the hit number Kala Chashma for their upcoming film Baar Baar Dekho. Now some creative genius has created a mashup of Sunny Deol’s dance steps (from his earlier movies) on the same song ‘Kala Chashma’, and shared on social media. And guess what, its hilarious! […]
‘Just Joking’: Funny Phrases By Indian Lexophile
Here are some Funny Phrases, written by an Indian Lexophile (love to use words in unusual ways, especially in word games, puzzles, anagrams, palindromes, etc.) They are Simply awesome! “Mujhe ek ghante se auto nahi mili, shayad bhagwaan meri paRICKSHAW le raha hai” “My body is in office, but my mind is SOMVAR else” #Monday […]
Why Politicians Make the Best patients to Operate On (Joke)
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York, says, ‘I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’ The second, from Chicago, responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them […]
