Great Confusion Jokes

January 1, 2017 by BollywoodPresents Team

The Great Confusion:

People drink & smoke for few days & get addicted to it ….!
I’m studying since nursery…but still not addicted to studying ???
This is called ‘self control’ !!
😃😃😃

It is impossible to lose weight just by eating salads. Ever looked at buffaloes?
They eat only —grass.
😜😳😚

Jawahrlal Nehru said “LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY”
Mahatma Gandhi said “ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY”
Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki?
😜😜😜

A Rabbit 🐇🐇Runs, Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs.
While a Turtle🐢 doesn’t Run.. Does Nothing. Yet lives for 300 yrs.
Moral: Exercise Is Hell, Just Sleep Well…..

Jokes by BABA AARAM DEV

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