Here’s a classic example that demonstrates why men need to be more patient when it comes to Marriages & relationships. For most married women (especially Indian), cooking is a big deal, and lot of conversation usually happens between the wife and the husband on this topic.
Here’s a typical conversation where the wife is asking the husband on what should be cooked for the meal.
Wife: khane main kya banau? (What shall i make for meal?)
Husband: kuch bhi bana lo..kya banaogi? (Anything…what shall you make?)
Wife: jo aap kaho (Whatever you say)
Husband: dal chawal bana lo
Wife: subah toh khaye the
Husband: roti sabzi bana lo
Wife: bachche nahi khayenge
Husband: chhole puri bana lo
Wife: mujhe fried cheezon se heavy lagta hai
Husband: egg bhurji bana lo
Wife: aaj thursday hai
Wife: raat ko paranthe nahi khana chahiye
Husband: hotel se mangwa lete hain
Husband: roz roz bahar ka nahi khana chahiye
Wife: kadhi chawal?
Wife: dahi nahi hai
Husband: idly sambhar?
Wife: time lagega…pehle bolna tha na!!
Husband: ek kaam karo maggi bana lo
Wife: pet nahi bharta maggi se
Wife: loose motions ho ge toh??
Husband: bhindi bhujia n roti
Wife: bhindi kaatne me time lgta hai
Husband: fruit salad hi kha lete hai
Wife: raat me fir se bhukh lagi to??
Husband: baked veg…???
Wife: microwave kharab pada hai
Husband:khichdi hi bana do”!
Wife: cooker dhula ni hai!!
Husband: toh phir kya banaogi?
Wife: jo aap bolo !!!
And the conversation continues…And the last thing you want to do (for men) is to lose your cool during such conversations. Hope you enjoyed it