Husband & Wife Discuss What to Cook for Dinner (Funny)

July 24, 2015 by Shivanee

Here’s a classic example that demonstrates why men need to be more patient when it comes to Marriages & relationships. For most married women (especially Indian), cooking is a big deal, and lot of conversation usually happens between the wife and the husband on this topic.

Here’s a typical conversation where the wife is asking the husband on what should be cooked for the meal.

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Wife: khane main kya banau? (What shall i make for meal?)
Husband: kuch bhi bana lo..kya banaogi? (Anything…what shall you make?)

Wife: jo aap kaho (Whatever you say)
Husband: dal chawal bana lo

Wife: subah toh khaye the
Husband: roti sabzi bana lo

Wife: bachche nahi khayenge
Husband: chhole puri bana lo

Wife: mujhe fried cheezon se heavy lagta hai
Husband: egg bhurji bana lo

Wife: aaj thursday hai
Husband: paranthe?

Wife: raat ko paranthe nahi khana chahiye
Husband: hotel se mangwa lete hain

Husband: roz roz bahar ka nahi khana chahiye
Wife: kadhi chawal?

Wife: dahi nahi hai
Husband: idly sambhar?

Wife: time lagega…pehle bolna tha na!!
Husband: ek kaam karo maggi bana lo

Wife: pet nahi bharta maggi se
Husband: pasta?

Wife: loose motions ho ge toh??
Husband: bhindi bhujia n roti

Wife: bhindi kaatne me time lgta hai
Husband: fruit salad hi kha lete hai

Wife: raat me fir se bhukh lagi to??
Husband: baked veg…???

Wife: microwave kharab pada hai
Husband:khichdi hi bana do”!

Wife: cooker dhula ni hai!!
Husband: toh phir kya banaogi?

Wife: jo aap bolo !!!

And the conversation continues…And the last thing you want to do (for men) is to lose your cool during such conversations. Hope you enjoyed it

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