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Husband Wife Jokes

April 5, 2017 by BollywoodPresents Team

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All husbands can enjoy 😄😄😄 a quick laugh

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Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today .
Husband : First make it, we will name it later
☺😋

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A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife…
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
😂😂

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A married man’s prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife………. Its been years now,
just reminding u……😂😂

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😝😝

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Husband: I found Aladin’s lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t apply on zero.

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Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !
😝😝😝

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A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary
and wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal 🙂
😜😜😜

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A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.
As the food was served, the husband said, “the food looks delicious, let’s eat.”
Wife: honey…..you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that’s at home sweetheart……here the chef knows how to cook.
😁😁😁

LAST BUT THE BEST
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Best Slogan on a
MAN’s T-Shirt :
“Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed”
😂😂😂

Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Rascal, yesterday I gave him food. Today he gave me a book on “How to Cook!

Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife’s scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: Did u drink?
Husband : no!
Wife: Idiot! then why are you typing on a suitcase?!

Smart answer by a female passenger on a flight…
A guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him…
‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?…I want to give it to my wife..!
Lady: ‘Don’t give her….some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!

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