‘Just Joking’: Funny Phrases By Indian Lexophile

June 10, 2016 by BollywoodPresents Team

Here are some Funny Phrases, written by an Indian Lexophile (love to use words in unusual ways, especially in word games, puzzles, anagrams, palindromes, etc.)

They are Simply awesome!

“Mujhe ek ghante se auto nahi mili, shayad bhagwaan meri paRICKSHAW le raha hai”
“My body is in office, but my mind is SOMVAR else” #Monday Blues
“I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. AALSI them later”
“Son: Rum Piyoge?
Dad: Oye puttar ‘Bacar’di gal na kar”
“If you eat fiery garlic pickle before class, you’ll learn a valuable Lehsun”
Weight loss frustration… “Pran jaaye par wajan naa jaye”
Saw a line of Hyundai Sonatas parked on an empty road. Asked someone there “itna sonata kyu hai bhai”
A daughter is the perfect child. A son is just a Beta version
When in Chennai, many North Indians wonder..”Ye kaahan aa gaye hum, yoo hee south south chalte”
Decided to go to a Italian restaurant kyunki woh ghar ke PASTA

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