Top 10 Funniest Dialogues From ‘Tanu Weds Manu Returns’

June 6, 2015 by BollywoodPresents Team

‘Tanu Weds Manu Returns’ is among the biggest hits of 2015, and people just can’t stop raving about the films and its hilarious dialogues, especially those of Pappiji (Deepak Dobriyal). Its worth mentioning the name of Himanshu Sharma here for penning down all these wonderful (at times quirky) dialogues. If you haven’t seen the movie yet, go watch it.

Funniest Dialogues From 'Tanu Weds Manu Returns'

Here we take a look at the top 10 funny dialogues from the movie. Read…and have fun!

You are a good question, but your question hurt me (Pappiji/Deepak Dobriyal when answering question at medical seminar)
Tanu – Nikala tumne apne Bhaiya ko paagal Khaane se? | Pappiji – Woh ticket 60 hazaar ki thi. Theek nahi laga seedhe paagal khaane jaana. Socha pehle london ghoom loon.
Ke kar raha tha bahan faela ke, yo jagah se Shah Rukh Khan bannan ki. (Datto/Kangana when Madhavan walks into the long-jump pitch)
Ab Utro ghodi se, hum ek baar chadh nahi paayein, yeh hai ki utarne ka naam hi nahi le rahein (Raja Awasthi/Jimmy Shergil)
Autowala – Bhaiya badi der laaga di aane mein | Pappiji – Haan, badi flight miss ho rahi thi na teri
Masoor ki daal me ajinomoto nahi padta (Pappiji to Madhavan when Madhavan stares at Datta)
Dilli ka aadha pollution toh aashiko ki wajah se hain (Pappi Ji/ Deepak Dobriyal)
Tum kya Salman Khan ho jo tumhe commitment issues hain (Pappi Ji/ Deepak Dobriyal)
Kya sex sex, Akhiri baar 2013 me hua tha, who bhi Bhai Dooj ke din! (Sharmaji /Madhavan)
Arey maine apni biwi ko hawas ki nazar se nahi dekha, dusro ko kya dekhunga main (Sharmaji /Madhavan)

More dialogues from the film:

Mhara naam Kusum Sanghvani, Yo Mhari saheli Pinky, Main Ramjas college Delhi University me padhu su, sports quote te admission leya, National level ki athlete su, jila Jhajjar, 12:45:07 aur phone number main daunko naa. (Datto/Kangana)
Wo dekh kabootar! (Every time Datto gives a chop on the opponents shoulders)
Pehle bhi aapne iski lugai hadap li thi (Pappi Ji)
Humari colony ki do nikkar wali ladkiyon ne hume propose kiya hai, tumhari wajah se humne unhe mana kar diya (Pappi Ji)
Saala, original bhi wahi rakhe aur duplicate bhi? (Raja Awasthi/Jimmy Shergil)
Haalat dekhi hai? Adrak ho gaya hai ye aadmi. Kahin se bhi badh raha hai! (Tanu/Kangana)
Waah Sharmaji, Reebok nahi toh Ribook sahi (Tanu/Kangana)
Dr. Sahaab, Is aadmi ne meri zindagi jhand kar rakhi hai (Tanu/Kangana)

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