Top Deadly PJs (Poor Jokes) List

January 2, 2017 by BollywoodPresents Team

Q – What do you call a bee that comes from America?
Ans – USB (US-B)

Q – What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?
Ans – Jaswanti (Jas-wan-ti)

Q – Why don’t people clap in Afghanistan?
Ans – Because of ‘Tali-ban’! (Tali means clap in Hindi)

Q – How do you ask your ‘Maasi’ to take a dip in water?
Ans – Diplomacy! (Dip-lo-macy)

Q – How do you say “she is calling a cab” in one word?
Ans – Vocabulary! (Vo-cab-bulary)

Q – Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?
Ans – Umar Gul..

Q – What you call a fat girl waiting at the Bus Stop.
Ans – Simple its – MOTIVATING (Moti-vating)

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