Joke: Builder gets married to actress

August 6, 2017 by BollywoodPresents Team

A Builder gets married to an actress. On the 1st night of their honeymoon, the builder says furiously “Tumne mujhe dhoka diya! (You have cheated me)”

The astounded but smart bride asks “Kaise”? How have l cheated you?”

The builder shouts “You are only 145 cm and so thin. l definitely remember when l met you at the engagement you appeared to be much taller, rounded and healthy.”

The hi-tech bride replies “Honey, what you saw and agreed upon was the Super Built up area & what you’ve got now is the actual Carpet Area…!”

The builder got a taste of his own medicine 🙂

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